Welcome to the Official Boyfriend Points™ Portal
You've done something sweet, helpful, or impressively thoughtful. Naturally, you expect praise, affection, and eternal gratitude.
Instead, you’ve earned One (1) Boyfriend Point.
That's right.
One point.
Doesn’t matter if you bought flowers or planned a surprise trip to Paris—still just one.
This is the official tracking system.
Let the games begin.
13
Current Boyfriend Points
14
Points Rewarded - All Time
1
Points Retracted - All Time
👩‍⚖️ Terms & Conditions
(You Knew There’d Be Fine Print)
- All point decisions are final and made by the Boyfriend Points Authority (BPA, aka Me).
- No arguing over point value.
- Bribes may be accepted in the form of coffee or sweets (value assigned at sole discretion of BPA).
- Excessive fishing for points will be met with threatened deductions.
- Points cannot be exchanged for actual currency.
🏛️Unlimited Points, Limited Access
Let’s be clear:
You already have unlimited Boyfriend Points.
Truly. Your account is overflowing. If this were a bank, you'd be causing inflation.
But in the interest of structure, suspense, and mild power dynamics, this system exists to distribute your infinite riches in a timely and highly entertaining manner.
Think of it like a trust fund.
Except I’m the trustee, and the payouts are based on vibes.
Use your points wisely. Or don’t. I’ll be adjusting the balance anyway.
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